It’s a special day for a good friend of mine! In honor of the occasion I leveraged some animation techniques I’ve been learning recently and whipped him up a nice little animated card…
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Evidence: There Are Golf Gods
Published on April 12, 2010
…and they have a sense of humor.
First, witness Phil Mickelson’s birdie putt on the par 5 #2 during the final round of the 2010 Masters:
Surely somewhere up on a gilded cloud a group of deities in plaid slacks was sharing a belly laugh!
And, just to show that these golf gods giveth as well as taketh away: eleven holes later…
Surely divine hands (with golfing gloves on the right) had to be involved, no?
What say you?
Tiger who?
Published on April 12, 2010
For whatever it’s worth, I’ve bent over backwards to give Tiger Woods the benefit of the doubt. No, not about the horrible things he’s been doing behind everyone’s (especially his wife’s) back, but about being a golfing star of whom I could be a fan. I don’t normally care what such figures do in their private lives (I’ll bet that in many ways your typical baseball or football star is a pretty big asshole, too, but I still watch and root), I’m only in it for the enjoyment of watching them perform to seemingly superhuman levels in their respective sport.
But there’s a limit.
I cheered for Tiger when he made great shots during this past Masters. I groaned in sympathy when his shots went awry, and said words of encouragement that I knew meant nothing but which made me feel like a proper fanboi. When the wheels seemed to be coming off his metaphorical wagon I felt badly for him and wanted him to pull it together and carry one of his famous last-ditch charges.
Then came the final round 14th. I can’t actually fault him for missing what should have been for him an easy birde putt: stuff happens. It’s what happened after that spoke volumes to me. Instead of pausing, re-grouping, gathering that famed steel focus and tapping in for par, he sulkily slapped the ball towards the hole with barely a pause, and turned in a bogey for a critical hole. On the final day. Of the Masters. When he was still theoretically in contention.
The kind of consummate professional whose performance can help me overlook his personal foibles does not put on little sulky tantrums on a national stage, nor discredit the prestige of a venue like the Masters with such a display. The CBS coverage all but ignored him after that, and good for them: why give Tiger more of a stage for such behavior?
Then on the 18th, with people who normally could be expected to jeer or just sit in stony silence instead offering him ovations, he achieved one of golf’s nicest feelings: a solid, well-played birdie on the big stage. Did he celebrate it, and what was (given his struggles) actually a damned good round? No, he just waved dismissively at the hole, like “so what?”
The “icing on the cake” for me was the mercifully brief post-round interview. Rather than gratitude for his reception after such damning revelations of his sordid behavior, rather than some Buddha-like acceptance of the fact that only someone with his gifts could turn in a top five performance at a major after five months away from the game, rather than owning up to the fact that his outbursts on the course (while certainly cleaner language-wise than in the past) shows his claimed spiritual centering needs work, he instead opted to whine that he didn’t win. Now he’s going to take his marbles and go home to sulk and decide when he’ll compete again.
I’m done.
Good on Phil for a virtuoso workshop in precision approach (if not outright trick) shooting, a hearty salute to “Westy” for hanging tough to the very end even when it seemed Mickelson could do no wrong, massive kudos to Choi for playing like a well-designed machine, and crazy props to Kim for showing the world that he’s growing up and into his promise as one of golf’s future greats. More kudos to others who covered themselves in glory this past week: Couples, Watson, Poulter, Barnes, and too many others to mention. It was a truly great event.
And that’s what I’m going to remember about this year’s Masters. Tiger who?
Don’t Be This Guy on the Golf Course!
Published on March 13, 2010
Blaine over at the Addicted 2 Golf blog has hit another one in regulation with his latest entry. Do you know someone who insists on playing the “macho tees” even though his/her game isn’t up to it? Have you ever been stuck behind one (or several) of these clowns while they hack their way up to where they should be playing in the first place? Watch the video and know you’re not alone in wanting to bomb one right into someone like this!
We are Google, and we can kill you
Published on March 3, 2010
Okay. I have a gmail account. The e-mail for this very domain name goes through a Google Apps server. Guess what my default browser home page is? Yeah.
Hell, I use “Google” as a verb…don’t you?
On the other hand I passed on Wave, and will pass on Buzz. I’m not opposed to them, really, I just don’t care. I don’t do meetings I can possibly avoid and, as for Buzz, well, “We’ve already got one.”
Is Google on the path to being another Big Blue Meanie? Another Microsoft? They have become frakken huge and mayhap a bit arrogant, haven’t they? That might help explain this fun little segment I ran across today over on YouTube. Watch, enjoy, and fear not. They pledged to “do no evil.”
Right?
I Sing the Praises of Akismet
Published on February 25, 2010
Do you have a WordPress blog? Are you using the free Akismet plugin? Why not?
This baby stops comment spam in its filthy tracks, my friends. You need to get a (free) WordPress API (they tell you how to do it, it’s easy), then you install the plugin…done. It works so well that after about a month of testing I removed moderation from my comments! In roughly three months of use it’s stopped nearly a thousand spam comments, and has only allowed one questionable posting through.
I mean it: Akismet works!
The only down side I’ve run across is the occasional false positive. Some of my guests have left legitimate comments with links included, and maybe one in ten of those gets nabbed. I find it no chore at all to review the spam queue before I nuke ‘em and make sure nothing good is in there.
On your WordPress plugins control page just search for Akismet and take a decisive stand against comment spam!
Spinny’s Take on the Facebook “Link Love” Program
Published on February 24, 2010
Okay, so anyone and everyone who is trying to run a business is wondering how the whole “social media” thing might help out–or should be IMNSDHO. There is, however, a big potential down side to using such media for getting exposure for your business as I see it: how do you avoid crossing the line into spamming?
Social media, by definition, is supposed to be a place where the participants can relax, let their proverbial hair down, and socialize. Who wants that activity interrupted by commercial spots? Come on: outside of the Super Bowl (if even then), who really LIKES to have their TV show interrupted by commercials? There are some (I’m close to this at times) who feel that any unsolicited commercial information–any at all–is unwelcome spam.
Wow, that puts the would-be entrepreneur into a real pickle, doesn’t it? You can restrict your marketing output to those who opt in through some means, but how do you get them into the position of deciding whether to opt in? There’s a kind of catch-22 in there, no? Facebook (and Twitter, and probably others) is already full of would-be entrepreneurs busily trying to tap into the flow of literally millions of potential eyeballs—and many just end up being annoying and subsequently alienating their hoped-for audience.
Wouldn’t it be cool if there were a way to attract viewers to your wares without thrusting the advertising in their figurative faces? Thanks to the ingenious efforts of Facebook entrepreneurs, there is.
I first heard of the so-called “Link Love” program accidentally. As one of those entrepreneur wannabes I spend no small amount of time engaged in the social media scene, trying to expand my contacts while working hard not to cross any lines. In one of my Facebook sessions I happened across the “fan page” (business page, really, but the semantics of the Facebook interface are interesting) for a fun, crafty business called Runway Crochet. Something—maybe it was the hot cartoon babe in the backless party dress she uses for an avatar—led me to do more than my usual skimming of the wall posts. She seemed pretty caffeinated about something called “Link Love,” and it was related to people collecting nice fan totals for their pages. Considering at the time my own little fan page had collected a grand total of five fans, including me, I was intrigued and did some research into the idea.
Here’s how it works:
Participants create a related thread in their fan page’s Discussion forum, inviting visitors to post links to their own fan pages. Then you go out, using the aforementioned Discussion thread of any participant as a starting point, and visit the posted fan page links. If you see something you like, become a fan of their page as you normally would, but also leave your link in their thread and invite them to come reciprocate. Assuming they do, now both their thread and yours become growing repositories of links of potential interest, and the entire network grows.
It’s that simple.
Other people are doing the same and, as they come across your posts on various pages, they might be motivated to visit yours, become a fan, and (and here’s the pay-off) maybe even become interested in what you’re selling. Think of it as a catalog of Facebook-based business pages, and a forum for placing free ads in a place that—far from calling them out as spam—actually WELCOMES your post. Advertising is all about getting eyeballs on your sales pitch, right?
What’s the ROI? This is an unofficial network and I doubt anyone has hard numbers on click-through or conversion rates, but here’s anecdotal evidence: I spent maybe an hour at first, becoming a fan of various pages and spreading my own link out there. Overnight my fan total jumped from five to over 50. Two days later it was over 100, and within 24 hours of that event it had more than doubled to over 200. I’m sure I’ve been riding an initial surge, and as the other “members” eventually make it to my page I’ll be down to new arrivals and the rate will taper off, but the “Love Link” base appears to be growing every day, so we’ll see.
As for where lies the plateau, the lady running the page where I started hosts regular “parties” wherein she lauds various members who’ve achieved milestones in their own fan growth. I’ve seen several boasting totals of several hundred–or even in the thousands. And this is all coming from free advertising: you only invest your time (and of course it helps if your page and what it offers is at least reasonably attractive). Since Facebook charges you per click to get essentially the same results (arguably by paying them you’d start with a broader beginning base, but social media is about relationship building after all), for me the program is a no-brainer.
So check it out—and while you’re at it, visit my Spinland Studios fan page and share some Link Love.
Editor’s Note: Since I posted this it’s come to my attention there are those forces out there who are opposed to this model. I’m not sure what all of the reasons might be, and it’s a truism that you can find a group of people opposed to ANYTHING if you look hard enough, but I’ll anticipate at least one potential objection that I see: you’re not getting “real fans,” rather just people who want you to “fan them back.”
Okay.
Let me repeat what I said above: the objective of any advertising is to get as many eyeballs as possible on your pitch. I challenge you to do an unbiased comparison of the quality of the eyes that LL brings to your sales pitch, versus that of the eyes that see, say, your typical (read: moronic) television ad. At least with LL you’re pitching to an engaged and sympathetic audience who wants to be there! If your stuff isn’t good enough to draw some attention from the stream of such folks you’re bringing in…you have more serious problems than perhaps you realize.









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