The volatile crust of the planet Y00l would be constantly erupting into fantastic shapes, if not for the crushing gravity that keeps the surface nearly table-flat over the entire planet. Even if there were elevation to speak of, the luminous inhabitants would be unable to climb a slope–and anything resembling a fall would be instantly [...]
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Politically Incorrect Golf Terms
Try some of these next time you’re out on the course (courtesy of one of my league mates, with a little editing of my own). WARNING: locker room humor follows… Rock Hudson – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t. Saddam Hussein – from one bunker into another. Yasser Arafat – butt-ugly and in the [...]
Adirondack Vacation
My wife and I just concluded four days of bliss in a little cabin on Elk Lake, in New York’s Adirondack Park. No cell coverage, no wi-fi, no real connection with the outside world–well, we did get one Yankees game score from the office, courtesy of their satellite link, but that was our single episode [...]
Fireworks Grand Finale, 2010
We’re fortunate enough to know some interesting people. One is an expert at setting up fireworks shows, and another has a large yard backed by a larger field, and the willingness to host a big Fourth of July bash. It was an amazing spectacle, and no huge crowds or traffic issues to deal with. Here’s [...]
Disorder in the Court!
There’s a pretty funny book by that title that’s been around for a while. Some excerpts have been making their way around the Intertubes for another while; here are a few that recently crossed my virtual desk: ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , [...]

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