Not so, sorry.

See, you’re completely overlooking the entire back-end processing ability of Siri, with an advanced AI engine that interprets, and even anticipates. It’s not just some dumb parse-command-and-execute module.

An example? Someone I know is devoted to his Android phone, and uses the voice commands often (and has taken some opportunity in the past to tweak me for the lack of same on my old iPhone 3GS). Recently we were both out of town and wanted to find directions to a nearby attraction. The problem was, we knew how to pronounce the name but the actually spelling was, well, weird, and we didn’t know that spelling. Well, he tried and tried to get his phone to find this place, trying to guess enough of the spelling and/or attempting other tricks to tease out an actual hit. His phone slavishly tried to follow his attempts, but with no assistance offered. I was in another car so I don’t know the full details of his attempts (I’m sure his carload of giggling schoolgirls didn’t help the voice interface, but guess what? Siri excels at filtering that out, too), but I do know I sat for a long, long time waiting. Finally I decided to step in, pulled out my 4S, and asked Siri to find the place. I got back, “I don’t know how to find [phonetically perfect mis-spelling of what I said] but here are some similar matches.” There, on the short list, was the place. I told her to navigate there, and boom. Done, and it took fewer than 30 seconds.

And this is just the beta. It’s only going to get lots, lots better, and soon.

Never, ever, claim “voice control” is the equal of that sort of power. Just don’t do it.

That is all.

I didn’t know how to wrap my thoughts around the whole thing, but then this morning I read some words that seemed to do it for me. The author is Robert Scoble, a tech reporter of some renown. He originally posted the piece here on Google Plus. You can follow him there at this link, and at this link on Facebook. I recommend it.

I’m going to borrow his words, now:

Dear Tim Cook: I’m sorry

I gave you a tough time today. I thought you didn’t come up to some imaginary bar I held in my head. I didn’t get why you didn’t come out with bigger news. I didn’t get why everyone in my network was telling me about the big things that were planned that didn’t come out.

Now we know.

Today a guy I know at Facebook told me that Apple just “went dark” this weekend and stopped answering emails and phone calls (they had amazing new iPhone and iPad apps and a new developer platform all ready for announcing). Folks inside Facebook thought they had done something massively wrong. No, they hadn’t. Truth is you had something deeper to deal with.

The fact that you, and your team, went on stage, knowing that Steve Jobs was close to death, is a testament to your professionalism. I felt that you had called it in a bit, but now I know the truth. You weren’t calling it in at all. You were doing an amazing job while knowing what was coming.

Today I feel guilty because I gave you a tough time about your first press conference. Now that I know what was going on behind the scenes I owe you an apology. I’m sorry, I owe you and your team one.

My heart is with you during this tough time.

I also recommend his touching follow-up blog post:

My apology to Tim Cook and remembering Steve Jobs

That is all.

Bless me iPhone for I have sinned

NEW YORK (Reuters) – An iPhone app aimed at helping Catholics through confession and encouraging lapsed followers back to the faith has been sanctioned by the Catholic Church in the United States.

Confession: A Roman Catholic app, thought to be the first to be approved by a church authority, walks Catholics through the sacrament and contains what the company behind the program describes as a “personalized examination of conscience for each user”.

“Our desire is to invite Catholics to engage in their faith through digital technology,” said Patrick Leinen of the three-man company Little iApps, based in South Bend, Indiana.

“Taking to heart Pope Benedict XVI’s message from last years’ World Communications Address, our goal with this project is to offer a digital application that is truly ‘new media at the service of the word.”

Pope Benedict XVI’s World Communications Address on January 24 emphasized the importance of a Christian presence in the digital world.

The firm said the content of the app was developed with the help of Reverend Thomas Weinandy of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, and Reverend Dan Scheidt, pastor of Queen of Peace Catholic Church in Mishawaka, Indiana.

The app is not designed to replace going to confession but to help Catholics through the act, which generally involves admitting sins to a priest in a confessional booth. Catholics still must go to a priest for absolution.

Little iApps said Bishop Kevin Rhoades, of the Diocese of Fort Wayne in Indiana, officially authorized the app for Catholics to use.

“It has been approved by Bishop Kevin Rhoades,” said Weinandy.

Leinen said the app has already aided one man in returning to the sacrament after 20 years.

“We hope many more will take advantage of this new confession resource,” he added.

The app retails for $1.99.

In reaction I must say the entrepreneurial spirit in America is simply astonishing! God Bless ya!

As you can see, you end up with an iPad that looks remarkably like your typical netbook.

So, what are my impressions of the ZAGGmate? I’m here to tell you….

The packaging was very slick and professional-looking. The device was snugly enclosed in a plastic box affair which was in turn enclosed by a cardboard sheath that was cut away artfully to expose the merchandise. Did I say “snugly?” More like impenetrably! Once I exposed the plastic box, getting it open was a real chore. The glue holding the seams closed was stronger than I was willing to contend with, so in the end I pulled out my trusty pocket knife and slit the thing open.

What I eventually extracted was the device itself (shown below), a USB charging cable, a brief but useful how-to pamphlet, a marketing leaflet urging me to purchase protective covers against scratches on the aluminum, and a small packet containing four stick-on rubber “feet” in case you want to add some extra protection to the underside of the case.

Further playtime was deferred by the apparent need to charge the keyboard’s on-board battery: whatever charge was given it at the factory didn’t appear to survive. Fortunately, after I gave it only about 90 minutes or so plugged into a USB port things appeared juiced up enough to press on.

Actually, that brings up my first criticism: the choice of power-on LED colors. When you slide the switch to the on position the indicator glows red for a few seconds, then blinks off. My first reaction when “seeing red” was that was a low power warning. It’s very possible the keyboard was sufficiently charged for at least brief operation far sooner than I allowed for, but the red (that means “warning!” to me) LED gave me pause. I would highly recommend a green replacement and/or a power-sensing arrangement that only shows red in low power situations. I read in the pamphlet there’s a low-power warning blink, but again: red is not a happy color to me.

Pairing up the keyboard was trivially easy, and the how-to in the pamphlet was clear and concise in case you’ve not done this sort of thing before. The keyboard sports several custom keys for such things as going to the iPad’s home screen, starting a slide show, operating the volume and media player controls, and even turning the iPad on or off. Typing is straightforward and comfortable; the keyboard is on the small side but no more so than that of many small netbooks I’ve seen.

The iPad rests at a very good viewing angle–and that brings up another comment. The marketing copy talks of up to eleven different viewing angles but I can only seem to use one. This might be a feature only in the non-keyboard version, but the literature does not make this distinction. Either I don’t know how to operate the stand or they need to consider correcting their copy.

The slot holds the iPad quite securely, and the whole set-up works beautifully resting on my lap; I’ve even felt quite comfortable carrying it from room to room assembled and open without fear of the iPad slipping out. I find the existing underside more than enough for holding it in place on a tabletop, so have felt no motivation to add the provided rubber “feet.”

ZAGG touts how thin the closed iPad/case combo is, and with good reason. As advertised, the ZAGGmate with keyboard only adds a quarter inch to the thickness of the iPad, and the whole thing fits easily in the zippered Neoprene sleeve I normally carry just the iPad in. Here’s a snapshot of the closed case:

In conclusion, I consider the ZAGGmate to be one of the best iPad accessories I’ve ever seen, if not perfect in a minor area or two. In fact, I wrote and published this review on my iPad using it, something I’d never have considered using just the iPad’s touch keyboard. The ZAGGmate brings nearly all the benefits of a netbook to the iPad to augment its existing strengths; I highly recommend you give it a try.

MacBook Pro

Yes, Virginia: I’ve fallen over the precipice of (gasp) Apple Fanboi-hood. My 17″ MacBook Pro is being custom-built as I type this, and I shall soon be placing my Alienware M17x on the market.

Know anyone who wants an over-powered monster laptop?

Extra points for asking, “What’s Google?”

Fascinating stuff. You should give it a view.